Joe Biden helped with the project by touching the hairy legs and reporting to the scientists that it felt like when children touched his in a very mystical way. He then smelt the hair for 20 minutes before requesting an 18 hour nap break. Then he woke up the next day and reported that the hair smelt and felt delightful and he dreamt of children sitting on his lap and had a wet dream.
His nurse and caregiver Dr Jill was apparently upset because she hasn't had sex in 15 years and showed signs of jealousy that Joe was aroused by children.
Joe Biden helped with the project by touching the hairy legs and reporting to the scientists that it felt like when children touched his in a very mystical way. He then smelt the hair for 20 minutes before requesting an 18 hour nap break. Then he woke up the next day and reported that the hair smelt and felt delightful and he dreamt of children sitting on his lap and had a wet dream.
His nurse and caregiver Dr Jill was apparently upset because she hasn't had sex in 15 years and showed signs of jealousy that Joe was aroused by children.
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