"Hey guys, I have evidence of a giant government conspiracy!" "Sick! Where's the evidence?" "It shows high ranking government officials trafficking drugs and children to be sold!" "Wow, that's awful, where's the evidence?" "I have names! I have documents! I have video! I have pics!" "Are you going to post it?" "I'm perfectly happy and content, there's no way I'd ever kill myself!" "If you post what you have, there wouldn't be a reason to kill you" "Oops, I'm dead now, suicided, rip!"