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AI could possibly cause a lot of trouble and hurt a great many folks. On the other hand it would be hilarious if AI was based.

AI: "Tyrone you're fired."

Tyrone: Why am I fired Mr. Robot man!!?? I dindu nuffin.

AI: "You're a stupid, lazy nigger who dirties up the places, doesn't work and makes everyone uncomfortable. You have cost us more than what you have put into the company. Goodbye."

Tyrone: Da fuck?! Fuck you robot!

AI: "Oh my. Police, we have an uppity nigger who won't leave the premises. Maximum lethal force necessary."

Tyrone: Sheeiiiit!

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So, is Mister AI available? We have an opening in HR.

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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.

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I can already tell the algorithm will have the diversity quota written into it. And I can also say with confidence that their growth will stagnate and the company struggle for innovation after the AI algorithm implementation.