Noice request m8! Have a loicence?
Noice request m8! Have a loicence?
Yes. I have the 2nd Amendment. ;-)
I don’t need amendments. My right came with birth.
Oi mate, listen up ya daft plonker!
You got NO bleedin' licence for carryin' a shooter round these parts, innit? Not even a cheeky lil' pistol, not a sawn-off, nothin'! The rozzers'll have ya in the clink faster than you can say "Bob's yer uncle"!
BUT – and here's the proper kicker, sunshine – you ARE fully licenced, nay, ENCOURAGED, to be proper gay as a window and flap yer rainbow flags all day long! And what's more, you can go full-on practising Islam to yer heart's content, five times prayers a day, grow the beard down to yer knees, shout "Allahu Akbar" in Tesco if ya fancy! Totally A-OK, 100% certified, gold-starred, government-stamped approved!
But one whisper o the ol pewpews and it's straight to the nick with ya, you muppet. Rules is rules, bruv.
Aye, me old gran woulda loved yer little speach, now. It's a right shame she's passed on, but she'd about died iffin she'd seen the cockup that her beloved home isle has become.