9-11 is dead. /s/Christmas needs an owner. 'Tis the season. My username is perfect. Can I have it?

Literally in the Reddit sense. In other words, it's a Schrodinger uncertainty-type state in which it simultaneously means both literally and literally $metaphor until the fact of the matter is uncovered, which is impossible because $postmodern_truth and $racism_insinuation.

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

You have to be active for 1 month in that sub but seeing as we dont have that kinda time I say an exception can be made

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I mean, did you see my Christmas poem? Was it not perfect? I think I might crosspost it to /s/Christmas!

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