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Must be the weather or war is coming.

Must be the weather or war is coming.
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make a social media channel and monetize your future-predicting knee

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Set up a gofundme for knee surgery you'll never get because your first round of funding was not enough. You need 3 rounds and wait 4 years to post the results of the "successful surgery".

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Good idea. Wouldn't do it for the money but being a mean spirited piece of crap is its own reward.

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Good idea, Art. ;) And don't heal me until the money has stopped rolling in and all my new found friends have left me.

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Gosh darn it, the clouds are settling in. I was really looking forward to a bright sunny day at the beach.

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Maybe it's going to be brighter than noon in the middle of the night. Don't forget to wear your peril sensitive shades.

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Then switch to your left and finish him off.

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Eat some curry.

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Jeet food? That's it, it's amputatin' time. <Gasses up chainsaw>

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Is your knee growing? I hate the kneegrows.

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You won't notice the right knee if your left knee hurts more. Just shoot yourself in the other leg if you want some relief.

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Are you a doctor? Because I like your second opinion.