So I'm taking my camper to favorite spot of mine. On the way there I almost got it stuck and a big pile of muddy water. It came up fast because it's dark out and I shouldn't have been driving but I just felt the urge to go to this spot so I left just as the sun was going down. Rookie mistake number one. Luckily I have all-terrain tires and I at least had 10 ft to react. So I gunned it and got 95% through and then spun the tires for just a quick second which splattered cement mud all over my camper so that should be fun washing off. Then about 5 minutes later on the same road I was passing through a cattle guard and then all of a sudden a head turned around and there was the ass of a cow about two feet off of my front bumper. Lucky for me I wasn't driving fast so I was able to move out of the way but if I hit him it would have ripped the front of my camper off and then I would have been stuck on a back road in Arizona until after Christmas. Yeehaw.. Merry Christmas everyone!