This is a clear message from those evil bastards who wish to suppress my recent discovery of pressure washing the interior of your car, more specifically the heated seats. I can only speculate on why large powers wish to dissuade my recent righteous rally, but I can ASSURE you that I will not be silenced by this horrifying threat. I pledge to continue my research tenfold and to work harder at teaching you and everyone else who is ready to revolutionize the world of the awesome powers now available to us with this one simple trick. If you or anyone you know is willing to help me in this quest please reach out to me with any knowledge or leads you might have, thank you.