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I am literally a SCIENTIST. This information may seem radical or ridiculous, but I can GUARANTEE you, this is the actual TRUTH. You've heard about escaping the MATRIX right?? Well this is LITERALLY how!! You can eat a silica gel packet or just pressure wash inside your car!!! The deep state doesn't want this information out so try to keep this under wraps if you know what I mean, wink wink nod nod nudge nudge, ( a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat )

I am literally a SCIENTIST. This information may seem radical or ridiculous, but I can GUARANTEE you, this is the actual TRUTH. You've heard about escaping the MATRIX right?? Well this is LITERALLY how!! You can eat a silica gel packet or just pressure wash inside your car!!! The deep state doesn't want this information out so try to keep this under wraps if you know what I mean, wink wink nod nod nudge nudge, ( a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat )

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powerwash deez nuts

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simpleton..

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I wonder how your engines feel.

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I would like to try this, but I cut the warning label off of my mattress so the government repossessed all of my property.

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dude, duuuuuude!!! your like 3 steps ahead of my matrix dude!!! you have much to teach me sensei. please gift me more knowledge.

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Everything I know I learned from the Anarchists Cook Book. The best content are the submissions of JollyRoger who had brilliant submissions such as "pick up the pager at K-Mart and page names like Bart Simpson does to Moe's tavern".

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+1 for monty python reference