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I'm sitting here with a bunch of things up in the air and expecting text messages. The TV show makes a generic text message noise. Instant adrenaline spike. "Wait, is that my phone?" I don't need the fucking aggravation.

And no, I'm not changing my text message sound. It's the principle of the matter.

They should have to use a fake sound that's not real, like "555" numbers. It could be a whoopie cushion sound, so it matches the quality of their entertainment products.

I'm sitting here with a bunch of things up in the air and expecting text messages. The TV show makes a generic text message noise. Instant adrenaline spike. "Wait, is that my phone?" I don't need the fucking aggravation. And no, I'm not changing my text message sound. It's the principle of the matter. They should have to use a fake sound that's not real, like "555" numbers. It could be a whoopie cushion sound, so it matches the quality of their entertainment products.

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Same with sirens in music. I'm driving here!

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It should be illegal for jews.

FTFY Also only an NPC can't figure out if it's their phone or the jew talmudvision they're watching. Why are you watching talmudvision?

Adrenaline from a text message.

Found the coomer.

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It's not me watching it, but it's within earshot in the room where I keep my cellphone.

Coomer is a stupid, make-believe word. I don't even know what it means. Conservative groomer? I don't care. It's retarded.

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My dogs agree, but for doorbells. It ruins a good nap.