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Just kidding.

Too much tequila.

Poal should have a "Fake Death" ..subredit ..subverse? ..subpolar? site where we can post fake celebrity deaths. I'd like to report on thousands of them. It could be cathartic in these trying times.

Hillary Clinton Dead in Haitian Hurricane Disaster!

Rapper L'il Gold Teeth Shot Dead in Chicago Gang Violence.

Howie Mandell Found Dead in what's being Called a 'Fisting Accident'.

Rob Tibbetts Dead at the Age of 59 After Choking on an Enchilada.

lol. (give me some of your best FAKE DEATH headlines).

Dr Anthony Fauci is Reported Dead when a Micro Meteor from Space Struck Him in the Head Earlier Today.

Jimmy Carter was found Dead this Morning at 'Coffins for Humanity', his Latest Project in the War Against Poverty.

Former Police Officer Derek Chauvin Found Dead in his Prison Cell. The Suspect's Name is Only Given as 'Neil'.

President Harris Dead in the Oval Office. The Only Comment from the White House Coroner was 'Her Throat was Full of Cocks'.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Death is Now Being Attributed to COVID-18; an Early Form of the Current Plague.

Excessive Ear Wax is Listed as the Cause of Death of Nancy Pelosi, the Former Speaker of the House.

Styxhexenhammer666 was Found Dead Today in What Only Can be Called 'A Shop of Horrors'.

Dateline: July 20, 2031... Buzz Aldrin, the 2nd Man on the Moon was Found Alive Today in His Wisconsin Home. His Only Comment was 'Go Fuck Yourself.'

Just kidding. Too much tequila. Poal should have a "Fake Death" ..subredit ..subverse? ..subpolar? site where we can post fake celebrity deaths. I'd like to report on thousands of them. It could be cathartic in these trying times. *Hillary Clinton Dead in Haitian Hurricane Disaster!* *Rapper L'il Gold Teeth Shot Dead in Chicago Gang Violence.* *Howie Mandell Found Dead in what's being Called a 'Fisting Accident'.* *Rob Tibbetts Dead at the Age of 59 After Choking on an Enchilada.* lol. (give me some of your best FAKE DEATH headlines). *Dr Anthony Fauci is Reported Dead when a Micro Meteor from Space Struck Him in the Head Earlier Today.* *Jimmy Carter was found Dead this Morning at 'Coffins for Humanity', his Latest Project in the War Against Poverty.* *Former Police Officer Derek Chauvin Found Dead in his Prison Cell. The Suspect's Name is Only Given as 'Neil'.* *President Harris Dead in the Oval Office. The Only Comment from the White House Coroner was 'Her Throat was Full of Cocks'.* *Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Death is Now Being Attributed to COVID-18; an Early Form of the Current Plague.* *Excessive Ear Wax is Listed as the Cause of Death of Nancy Pelosi, the Former Speaker of the House.* *Styxhexenhammer666 was Found Dead Today in What Only Can be Called 'A Shop of Horrors'.* *Dateline: July 20, 2031... Buzz Aldrin, the 2nd Man on the Moon was Found Alive Today in His Wisconsin Home. His Only Comment was 'Go Fuck Yourself.'*

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I sort of remember something like that on reddit. It never took off.

Forgive me AOU and stupidbird... I've probably had too much to drink. (but i spelled probabaly right, didn't I?)

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No worries. Don't go too heavy. It's fun only if you remember.

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Remember?

remember what? ...what are you implying?

Are you calling me a mother fucker?

Cause if you are, I swear to god I'll hunt you down. I have been trained in special ops within the top elite services of the FEDERAL UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TOP SECRET OPERATIONS! How fucking dare you call me a mother fucker.

Just because she was already dying at 85 years old and I tried to bring a little joy into her life is no reason to call me a mother fucker.

Capiche?

(lol)