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Just kidding.

Too much tequila.

Poal should have a "Fake Death" ..subredit ..subverse? ..subpolar? site where we can post fake celebrity deaths. I'd like to report on thousands of them. It could be cathartic in these trying times.

Hillary Clinton Dead in Haitian Hurricane Disaster!

Rapper L'il Gold Teeth Shot Dead in Chicago Gang Violence.

Howie Mandell Found Dead in what's being Called a 'Fisting Accident'.

Rob Tibbetts Dead at the Age of 59 After Choking on an Enchilada.

lol. (give me some of your best FAKE DEATH headlines).

Dr Anthony Fauci is Reported Dead when a Micro Meteor from Space Struck Him in the Head Earlier Today.

Jimmy Carter was found Dead this Morning at 'Coffins for Humanity', his Latest Project in the War Against Poverty.

Former Police Officer Derek Chauvin Found Dead in his Prison Cell. The Suspect's Name is Only Given as 'Neil'.

President Harris Dead in the Oval Office. The Only Comment from the White House Coroner was 'Her Throat was Full of Cocks'.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Death is Now Being Attributed to COVID-18; an Early Form of the Current Plague.

Excessive Ear Wax is Listed as the Cause of Death of Nancy Pelosi, the Former Speaker of the House.

Styxhexenhammer666 was Found Dead Today in What Only Can be Called 'A Shop of Horrors'.

Dateline: July 20, 2031... Buzz Aldrin, the 2nd Man on the Moon was Found Alive Today in His Wisconsin Home. His Only Comment was 'Go Fuck Yourself.'

Just kidding. Too much tequila. Poal should have a "Fake Death" ..subredit ..subverse? ..subpolar? site where we can post fake celebrity deaths. I'd like to report on thousands of them. It could be cathartic in these trying times. *Hillary Clinton Dead in Haitian Hurricane Disaster!* *Rapper L'il Gold Teeth Shot Dead in Chicago Gang Violence.* *Howie Mandell Found Dead in what's being Called a 'Fisting Accident'.* *Rob Tibbetts Dead at the Age of 59 After Choking on an Enchilada.* lol. (give me some of your best FAKE DEATH headlines). *Dr Anthony Fauci is Reported Dead when a Micro Meteor from Space Struck Him in the Head Earlier Today.* *Jimmy Carter was found Dead this Morning at 'Coffins for Humanity', his Latest Project in the War Against Poverty.* *Former Police Officer Derek Chauvin Found Dead in his Prison Cell. The Suspect's Name is Only Given as 'Neil'.* *President Harris Dead in the Oval Office. The Only Comment from the White House Coroner was 'Her Throat was Full of Cocks'.* *Ruth Bader Ginsburg's Death is Now Being Attributed to COVID-18; an Early Form of the Current Plague.* *Excessive Ear Wax is Listed as the Cause of Death of Nancy Pelosi, the Former Speaker of the House.* *Styxhexenhammer666 was Found Dead Today in What Only Can be Called 'A Shop of Horrors'.* *Dateline: July 20, 2031... Buzz Aldrin, the 2nd Man on the Moon was Found Alive Today in His Wisconsin Home. His Only Comment was 'Go Fuck Yourself.'*

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When I think of the un funny nebbish kike fucks that rule late night now I am ALWAYS reminded that its THIS pissy little prancing fairy and his bald headed fucking slimy sidekick that STARTED all that

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I no longer watch any of those faggots... those jew puppets. ...those nigger-worshipers. Fuck them. Fuck their jew sports.

If this is what America stands for, then FUCK AMERICA.

I fly the flag of the United States of America, 1790. America and Canada were both created by diversity. Diversity of White people from the diverse countries of Europe.

The fucking jews changed all that in 1965 with Hart-Cellar.

McCarthy was right. David Duke is right. These jews must be removed from our society like cancer.

Cut them out. Rip them from the body politic.

Fuck jews. Fuck Israel. I talked to GOD ALMIGHTY this afternoon. HE said "FUCK THEM JEWS."

What more proof do you need?

edit: I did talk to God this afternoon, but there was no reply. I'm pretty sure He would say FUCK THEM JEWS, though. Even God has had enough of these kikes.

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Last guy worth ANYTHING on Late Night was Carson. Last guy worth anything on the radio was Wolfman Jack. You can piss all over anything that came after