I slammed a long island iced tea last night. Took maybe two minutes before the regret settled in. Then, a few minutes later my give-a-fucker shut off, and it was nice. Now I have a headache.
I slammed a long island iced tea last night. Took maybe two minutes before the regret settled in. Then, a few minutes later my give-a-fucker shut off, and it was nice. Now I have a headache.
...and when you woke up you were still ugly....and still ain't got no alibi
...and when you woke up you were still ugly....and still ain't got no alibi
I never claimed to be a handsome gentleman, though some have accused me of it over the years.
I never claimed to be a handsome gentleman, though some have accused me of it over the years.
Your mama doesn't count!
Your mama doesn't count!
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