Yo, like everyday I make hay and smoke yay because I'm gayer than Santa in his sleigh on Christmas Day Yo, I'm saying gay as in happy so don't make me slap you in your naked ass pappy Yo, Just kidding I'm gay as fuck that's why I own a jacked up truck now bend over while I buss a nut. @JoeyFromBlossom verse; The American likes em faggier than Mick Jagger in a Jaguar. Put a dagger in his bladder and use a sham-wow to catch the splatter. If he doesn’t die from AIDS it’ll be a cum overdose, like a drug I suppose, he chose an Ariana Grande ringtone for his rhinestone studded pink phone. And if you have to ask, yes he takes it up the ass, that’s why his lips are chapped, and his dick’s permanently limp from way to many fap sessions, never learns his lesson, swallows cum like salad dressing. A drain hole fag with a rainbow flag tattooed across his lower back so pull it out from his ass and make a mess on his chest. He’ll thank you then spank you while licking up the rest. (Let's keep the gay theme to show support for the LGBQ community)