satire | Poal: Say what you want.

Welcome • User Guide
ToS • Privacy • Canary
Donate • Bugs • License

©2026 Poal.co

ᐊ page 33 ᐅ

942

•

Public Educators Warn Low Literacy Rates May Prevent Kids From Reading About Gay Sex

540

•

CDC Director Now Says To Just Do Whatever Texas Did 12 Months Ago

369

•

Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then

272

•

Mexican Rioter Adds Lime Wedge To Molotov Cocktail

1

1.3K

•

The Babylon Bee on Twitter: "Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN

125

•

Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge

1

1.3K

•

Kamala Builds Border Wall Around White House To Stop Staffers From Escaping | The Babylon Bee

1.2K

•

‘Fly, My Pretties,’ Says Jeff Bezos Releasing Swarm Of Amazon Drones To Hunt Down Nude Photos

1

231

•

Kamala Disappointed To Learn President In Hospice Is Just Carter

132

[deleted]

•

Democrats Warn We Shouldn’t Reopen The Country Until We Can Be Safe From Trump Getting Credit For A Good Economy

898

[deleted]

•

Pileup At All-Female Tour De France After Woman In Front Stops To Ask For Directions

3

680

[deleted]

•

Powerful: Protesters Spell Out 'Love' With Burning Homes And Businesses

1

867

[deleted]

•

Stacey Abrams Announces That With A Heavy Heart She Will Succeed Elizabeth II As Queen

1

1.4K

•

Shocking Study Shows More Kids Identifying As Members Of World’s Most Celebrated, Popular Group

301

[deleted]

•

In Honor Of Pride Month Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries Will Be Seasoned With Salt From Lot’s Wife

393

•

DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money

1.3K

[deleted]

•

CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them

437

[deleted]

•

Elizabeth Warren Caught In Bush Outside Kavanaugh's House Wielding Tomahawk

2

1.3K

[deleted]

•

Casino Claims Slot Machines Aren't Rigged, Just 'Fortified'.

1.1K

•

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine

206

[deleted]

•

Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15

730

[deleted]

•

'Yeah, But I Thought He Was A Dog Groomer'. - Judge Jackson Says Over 21 Times In Confirmation Hearing.

2

979

[deleted]

•

What is a woman? Nobody knows—not even Supreme Court nominees. But we've come up with a few key indicators to look for!

2

646

[deleted]

•

Hunter Biden Arrives At White House In Fake Mustache And Glasses To Receive Free Crack Pipe

1

1.0K

[deleted]

•

After Capitol Riots, Sesame Street Pulls All Episodes Featuring The Letter 'Q' | The Babylon Bee

ᐊ page 33 ᐅ