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San Francisco Announces That Due To Crime, It’s Moving To Texas

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Russia Removed From Apple Maps | In an unprecedented effort to put additional pressure on Russia, Apple Inc. has announced they will be removing the entire country from Apple maps.

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AOC Says She Too Was Slapped by Will Smith......and She Died of Her Injuries (Babylon Bee)

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Nation Wishes Someone Would Have Warned Them About Dangers Of Unchecked Government Power

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Overweight Man Reassures Doctor That His 8.5% Weight Inflation Is No Longer A Problem As His Weight Inflation This Month Is 0

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Psaki Points Out That Inflation Doesn't Matter Since There Are No Goods To Purchase Anyway

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Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage | The Babylon Bee

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Biden Says He Can't Remember A Single Time When His Memory Has Failed Him

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Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves | The Babylon Bee

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Dungeons And Dragons Introduces New 100-Sided Die For Determining Your Character's Gender | The Babylon Bee

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Tesla Employees’ Cars Will Now Drive Them To Work Against Their Will

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Elon Musk Buys The United Kingdom To Establish Free Speech There

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All The Other States Beg California To Add Them To Travel Ban | The Babylon Bee

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Kabul Airport Now Ranked World's Second Most Dangerous Behind Chicago O'Hare

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John Cena Apologizes To China By Body-Slamming A Uighur Muslim

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Chinese Military To Just Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Soldiers

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Doing her part: Hillary Vows To Stop Importing Dossiers From Russia

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The Babylon Bee has selected Rachel Levine as its first annual Man of the Year!

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Joe Biden achieves excellent work life balance by barely working and barely living

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More Women Waiting To Have Kids 'Til They're Out Of College, Employed, Settled Down, Infertile, Dead

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Frustrated Looter Has To Wait Until The Next National Outrage To Liberate A TV

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Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’

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White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election

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Biden Grants Citizenship To Everyone Who Voted For Him

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