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White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election

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'It's Just Basketball,' Shrugs Decapitated Caitlin Clark

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No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil

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White House Claims Last Four Years of Biden Were One Giant Deepfake

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KJP Claims Video Where She Said Biden Video Was A Deepfake Was Also A Deepfake

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'I Thought I Invited Comedians,' Says Confused Pope After Stephen Colbert Shows Up

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'Hobby Horsing Isn't A Real Sport,' Says Man Who Golfs

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Attractive Female Saying 'Wokeness Is Gaytarded' Instantly Becomes World's Most Popular Conservative Influencer

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Pfizer Assures Public They Are Preparing For Next Pandemic By Developing An All-New Ineffective Vaccine With Fatal Side Effects

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As Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively To Ensure Safety Of All Pride Murals

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PROPHECY FULFILLED: Fetterman tells Bill Maher that progressivism "left" him after near-death experience and October 7th terror attack

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17-Year Cicada Decides To Return To Hibernation After Emerging Beneath Pride Parade

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Angry Fauci Demands Congressmen Address Him As 'The Science'

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Trump sentenced to four years of confinement in small oval room in Washington D.C.

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New York Prosecutor Alvin Bragg Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them

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Hamas Announces Pride Month Kick-Off Party On Roof Of Very Tall Hotel

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Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him

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Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil. Video(5:19)

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Bud Light Announces Genius Comeback Plan To Wait Until Everyone Who Hates Them Dies Of Old Age

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Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

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Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then

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Biden Strikes Deal Where Hamas Gets To Keep American Hostages In Exchange For Fifteen Votes In Michigan

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Babylon Bee Presents "Woke Jesus". Video(5:37)

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CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

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Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer

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