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Trump One-Ups Obama, Bush, Clinton By Publicly Taking 21 Doses Of Vaccine At Once

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Ahmadinejad Hangs Self After Realizing He’s Attracted to Elliot Page

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Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters

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CNN Reports Iran Has Developed Peaceful Nuclear Power Plant In More Efficient Shape Of A Rocket

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In National Survey Of Favorite Foods, Lukewarm Bowl Of Porridge Wins 80 Million Votes

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Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know

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In New EA Star Wars Game, You Must Prove You Were Vaccinated To Unlock Darth Vader

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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night

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Government Prepares For Next Pandemic By Taking Away Everyone's Rights Ahead Of Time - The Bee always stings the worst when it isn't really satire.

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Selfless Democrats Go To Fancy Restaurants, Parties To Show Public What Not To Do

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To Dispel Death Rumors, al Qaeda Publishes Leader’s Statement on Tiger King

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AOC Now Selling 'Tax The Rich' Caviar For Just $10,000 A Can

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Secret Service Puts Finishing Touches On Biden's New Presidential Scooter

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Penguin Random House Staffers Beg Khamenei to Issue Fatwa Against Jordan Peterson Book

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Gretchen Whitmer Casts Spell On Michigan So It Is Always Winter And Never Christmas

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AOC Shares Plan To Enact Socialism For Five Easy Payments Of $49.99

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Elliot Page Retroactively Awarded 17 Oscars For Amazingly Convincing Portrayals Of Women

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Biden Plans to Change Trump Policies and Put America Eighth

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2020 Rated Worst Year Ever, Provided You Never Lived At Any Other Time In History

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Pope Francis Says Covid Vaccine Will Now Be Required To Enter Heaven

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Trump Plans To Upstage Biden Inauguration By Jumping The Grand Canyon In A Rocket Car

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Chuck Norris Comes Out Of Closet As Even More Of A Man

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Sméagol Sets Pronouns To Ourses/Theirses

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No-Kill, Lab-Grown Meat Set To Replace Whatever The Fuck Kebabs Are Made Of

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Kamala Says Biden Will Be 'Kept Comfortable' While A Discussion Ensues About Whether To Keep Him Alive

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