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DeSantis Just Signed These 12 BASED Executive Orders

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After Absorbing All His Haters' Powers, Trump Evolves Into Ultra MAGA Man

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Amazon To Enforce New One-Child Policy On All Female Employees

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Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll

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Bill Gates Asks Media To Stand By While His COVID Story Reboots

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J&J CEO spotted in Walgreens looking for 22 million ‘Sorry We Gave Everyone Blood Clots’ greeting cards!

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U.S. Ministry of Truth Interrogates Man Who Shared Misinformation

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Biden Repeats False Claim He Once Had An Abortion

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Planned Parenthood Offers ‘Buy One, Get One Free’ Going Out Of Business Sale

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