>After dismissing recent stories about President Joe Biden’s increasingly troubling behavior, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre confirmed that the entirety of the last four years were one large deepfake video, sources confirmed. >“Nothing you’ve seen has actually been Joe Biden,” Jean-Pierre said to gathered reporters. “The gaffes, the confusion, the falling off of bicycles and the sniffing of little children? All manufactured videos produced by the hateful right to make you think he’s some sort of weird and bumbling old man. Shame on them.” >Despite the assurances of prominent Democrats, many were skeptical of the deep fake revelation. >“Wait, so was that just a computer-generated video of Joe Biden that botched the Afghanistan withdrawal?” asked local citizen Glenn Moore. “Okay, so even if I believed that, then where has the real Joe Biden been all of this time? Do they keep him in some hyperbaric chamber like he’s Darth Vader or something? What a stupid explanation.” >As of press time, Jean-Pierre was insisting to reporters that footage of Biden signing the 1994 Crime Bill, largely viewed as resulting in the disproportionate incarceration of African-Americans, was the world’s first existing deep fake, and shame on whoever made it with their VCR. [Archive](https://archive.today/24Tee)