We've discontinued ambulance service in your area because the money is better spent feeding illegals. You're welcome.
We've discontinued ambulance service in your area because the money is better spent feeding illegals. You're welcome.
Being as you put this in the Satire sub I'm guessing that you're not really going to the hospital?
Being as you put this in the Satire sub I'm guessing that you're not really going to the hospital?
This is a spam post. Ignore.
This is a spam post. Ignore.
Its satire not spam asshole
Its satire not spam asshole
Haha oh I thought cause you ate old spam.
Haha oh I thought cause you ate old spam.
fuck, now Im a bit confused.
fuck, now Im a bit confused.
burger (pic8.co)
For your next trick...
[burger](https://pic8.co/sh/W2n3Zf.jpg)
For your next trick...
It wasnt a trick, canned food isnt all I have but Im not scared to eat it. Have plenty keystone meats and even hormel.
It wasnt a trick, canned food isnt all I have but Im not scared to eat it. Have plenty keystone meats and even hormel.
You misunderstand "trick". I meant: for your next gastrointestinal excursion
You misunderstand "trick". I meant: for your next gastrointestinal excursion
Im just trying to show dont be scared and believe the jews.
Im just trying to show dont be scared and believe the jews.
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" (m.youtube.com)
[*"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFKifpMtlNs)
I found a can of Dinty Moore that expired in 2003 and was going to throw it out, but if you want, I can send it to you to help in your quest to discover the truth about expiration dates.
I found a can of Dinty Moore that expired in 2003 and was going to throw it out, but if you want, I can send it to you to help in your quest to discover the truth about expiration dates.
Better save it, when your starving you will thank me
Better save it, when your starving you will thank me
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