On Friday morning October 1, 2021, convicted murderer and Microsoft founder Bill Gates received a surprise wake-up call when the United States Marines entered his cell at Camp Delta and informed him that the JAG advanced to his execution October 5. To this day the same . Without giving a reason for the change of date, they informed Gates that an execution squad would soon arrive to escort him to the newly erected gallows on the southern edge of GITMO, near where d' other criminals of the Deep State had encountered the hangman's noose. "We built a new one just for you," one guard is said to have scoffed. Gates refused a final meal, a GITMO source told Michael Baxter , and an hour later, as the sun rose on the horizon, Gates was taken to a clearing where a new gallows had indeed been built to house GITMO's convicts. Handcuffed at his wrists, Gates stepped out of a Humvee, kicking and screaming, accusing the military of breaking its own promises. "You can't do this to me. I have four days to live ! You lied to me ! I want to talk to the one who is in charge here! I demand it ! " Gates shouted. Details of the execution of the direction of Rear Admiral Darse E. Crandall of the United States Navy Judge Advocate General (JAG) Corps confirmed the bad news Gates. "Stop throwing tantrums with and walk like a real man," Rear Adm. Crandall said. "Sentencing dates are tentative and conditional and subject to change without notice. You have one hour notice. Continue this nonsense and we will put you to sleep, then hang you. Is that how you want to find your maker''? Unlike previous Deep State executions, no civilian or political emissaries were present, only a small gathering of military personnel, our source said. Gates was escorted onto the platform, and a soldier whose "uniform" had no tags, rank or insignia donned and pulled a noose around Gates' neck. A Navy chaplain performed the last rites and said he hoped Gates could find salvation in the afterlife. Rear Adm. Crandall asked if Gates had any last words. "I am innocent of all charges against me," Gates said. "Melinda is a liar. I am a good man. I am charitable and have always obeyed the law. Yes, I was arrested in 1975 and again in 1977 for driving under the influence and speeding, but those don't deserve the death penalty"! "I asked if you had any last words. I did not ask you asked you to write a novel!" said Rear Admiral Crandall. He pointed to the soldier standing next to Gates. The soldier pulled a lever and a trapdoor opened under Gates' feet. But something went wrong. Its neck didn't break immediately; instead, it swayed in the air, its legs shaking wildly and its eyes popping out of their sockets as if they were about to burst. A guttural gurgle escaped his lips as his cuffed arms tried unsuccessfully to grasp the rope from which he hung. "Should they shoot Gates down?" asked Rear Admiral Crandall's assistant, but the admiral denied that the sentence would be carried out despite the technical difficulties. Gates was hung there alive for about 4 to 5 minutes before strangulation killed him. Then they shot him and a doctor said he was dead. Bill Gates is gone!" our source said. Michael Baxter contacted Paul Knoll, professor emeritus at the University of Southern California and an expert on medieval executions. "A successful execution is no easy task. Variables include the person's height and weight, as well as the height of the fall, which are considered when deciding on the length of rope needed. If any of these variables are not calculated accurately, the hanging can fail and the victim can suffer a very long and painful strangulation," Professor Knoll said. https://archive.md/ANxUS#selection-1149.0-1171.407