Surely it will work this time.

https://files.catbox.moe/zu1gqv.mp4

So let it be written, so let it be done I'm sent here by the Unholy One So let it be written, so let it be done I've come to claim the firstborn tranny son. I'm Grooming Death

kek

but its not satire. if you dont put up a welcoming flag on your business you will get asked about it.