I think she could get a decent job by joining a mutant, freak show. I'd pay money to watch her get attacked by chimps or thrown off of a ledge to a trapeze and onto a giant trampoline which she bounced off into a hippos opened mouth before a midget pulled her out in a miraculous escape.

Then a gorilla with boxing gloves enters the area and she has a fight to the death.

Googly Eyes Lightfoot of Mongoloid.

satire

Reported for misinformation.

That's pretty good