>several homes reported that their "Antifa On A Shelf" dolls had taken over the downstairs sections of their homes and declared them "Elf Autonomous >Zones," causing the families to retreat upstairs and barricade themselves for safety until police arrived. Got some bad news for them. Nobody is coming. The dolls are "antifa". The mayor has ordered the police to stand down. Maybe you can get some "Roof Koreans"™ instead. Due to high demand they're on backorder though.