LOL.
Whoopie Goldberg: She should be Surgeon General!
She could have taught us about medicine but was too preoccupied changing her husbands diapers and dealing with her son's crack addiction. I would love to see a parallel universe where Jill was actually a doctor and Whoopsinog Jewberg was in distress and on a stretcher being wheeled in to ER and she sees Jill in scrubs putting on surgical gloves for the first time in her life and the look on that petrified face of terror.
Priceless.
In a clownworld where people even talk or listen to a creature like Niggsi Shekelstein, Dr Jill is actually possible since qualifications don't matter anymore as you simply just identify as what you want to be in imagination land.
Oh, not to brag but I became the first ever 6 star General last night and had a celebratory steak dinner with Colin Powell.. he was on a leash and protected me from Hillary. She is a biological female, so obviously she has a vagina with meaty lips.. talk about a red snapper. Apparently she only wears pant suits because it talks or even bellows, flaring her dresses up in the air and even ripping her panties off.
Bill had to resort to other options because his penis was almost blown off with testicular injury in 1991.
WOW. Ha ha
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