We all died 1.625 times.
As many times as dems vote in each election
I am disappoint.
In the census I just had to fill out, i was informed by officials my great, great uncle Cletus who died at 97 in 1988 voted for Joe Biden 1 billion, 3.4 quadrillion, 353 million times. It's so big a number you cant even say it right. I always thought he was anti left. Apparently the dead voters in 2020 had nearly 2 billion, 180 million votes for Biden and pets amounted to 6 gorillion, 5 trillion, million. My dead dog Snickers McNibblesack voted 6411 times but I watched him get hit by an ice cream truck in 2018. How?
The most popular undead, zombie president of all times. Is he a necromancer? How does he summon these minions? Is Dr Jill actually a sorceress aiding Joe in interactions with wandering spirits at the ballot box?
Apparently all dogs don't go to heaven.
Lmao.
And crazy eyes Cortez only sucked 700 cocks behind the kegs in the back of the bar after snorting some lines.. including multiple democrats using her for promotions.
Horse face, crackhead, latina, a horse mouth made for sucking, democrat men in need of fucking.
A girl with no qualifications, no nothing, a shitskin who never had a job, time for her to suck on a cob.
Fake tits, horse schnozz, big mouth, breaking the laws.
the story of crazy eyes cortez
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