As many times as dems vote in each election
I am disappoint.
In the census I just had to fill out, i was informed by officials my great, great uncle Cletus who died at 97 in 1988 voted for Joe Biden 1 billion, 3.4 quadrillion, 353 million times. It's so big a number you cant even say it right. I always thought he was anti left. Apparently the dead voters in 2020 had nearly 2 billion, 180 million votes for Biden and pets amounted to 6 gorillion, 5 trillion, million. My dead dog Snickers McNibblesack voted 6411 times but I watched him get hit by an ice cream truck in 2018. How?
The most popular undead, zombie president of all times. Is he a necromancer? How does he summon these minions? Is Dr Jill actually a sorceress aiding Joe in interactions with wandering spirits at the ballot box?
Apparently all dogs don't go to heaven.
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