Soon Crazy Eyes Cortez will say her moist, overused vagina is drying up because men are too conservative and it rampages upon female privilege (before a redaction over gender).
Angry hoes are angry... (pic8.co)
We all died 1.625 times.
As many times as dems vote in each election
I am disappoint.
In the census I just had to fill out, i was informed by officials my great, great uncle Cletus who died at 97 in 1988 voted for Joe Biden 1 billion, 3.4 quadrillion, 353 million times. It's so big a number you cant even say it right. I always thought he was anti left. Apparently the dead voters in 2020 had nearly 2 billion, 180 million votes for Biden and pets amounted to 6 gorillion, 5 trillion, million. My dead dog Snickers McNibblesack voted 6411 times but I watched him get hit by an ice cream truck in 2018. How?
The most popular undead, zombie president of all times. Is he a necromancer? How does he summon these minions? Is Dr Jill actually a sorceress aiding Joe in interactions with wandering spirits at the ballot box?
Apparently all dogs don't go to heaven.
Lmao.
And crazy eyes Cortez only sucked 700 cocks behind the kegs in the back of the bar after snorting some lines.. including multiple democrats using her for promotions.
Horse face, crackhead, latina, a horse mouth made for sucking, democrat men in need of fucking.
A girl with no qualifications, no nothing, a shitskin who never had a job, time for her to suck on a cob.
Fake tits, horse schnozz, big mouth, breaking the laws.
the story of crazy eyes cortez
To all the bots that became exposed due to that fateful poll, good riddance.
Meanwhile Dr Jill Biden performed an emergency surgery on Joe Biden's broken mind after teaching Paul Pelosi about how it is biologically okay for him to be gay and enjoy an erect penis since his wife is dried up and dysfunctional.
She is a true medical expert. Dr Jill even understands biology and apparently identifies as a woman with a vagina. She didn't even need to look down or reminisce about her uterus evacuating her temporary placenta each month for 40 years as a female.
LOL.
Whoopie Goldberg: She should be Surgeon General!
She could have taught us about medicine but was too preoccupied changing her husbands diapers and dealing with her son's crack addiction. I would love to see a parallel universe where Jill was actually a doctor and Whoopsinog Jewberg was in distress and on a stretcher being wheeled in to ER and she sees Jill in scrubs putting on surgical gloves for the first time in her life and the look on that petrified face of terror.
Priceless.
In a clownworld where people even talk or listen to a creature like Niggsi Shekelstein, Dr Jill is actually possible since qualifications don't matter anymore as you simply just identify as what you want to be in imagination land.
Oh, not to brag but I became the first ever 6 star General last night and had a celebratory steak dinner with Colin Powell.. he was on a leash and protected me from Hillary. She is a biological female, so obviously she has a vagina with meaty lips.. talk about a red snapper. Apparently she only wears pant suits because it talks or even bellows, flaring her dresses up in the air and even ripping her panties off.
Bill had to resort to other options because his penis was almost blown off with testicular injury in 1991.
WOW. Ha ha
Satire is best when it is intelligent.
I love how Trump isn't using it. Fuck twitter
No ones using it. It's all bots.
He stil hasn't made a tweet, maybe he will call out the jews in his first tweet...doubt it.
Why would he call himself out?
They only do that if they have been caught in a lie and use one of their fellow hoooowyte mxn to throw under the bus
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