Woman: Hello, can I order a wedding cake? Baker: are you a trans or lesbian couple? Woman: no, we are a biological male and female couple. Baker: are either of you gender fluid? Woman: no. Baker: are you a mixed race couple? Woman: no. We are white and straight. Baker: I'm sorry, due to my political beliefs, I can't bake a cake for you unless you identify as a protected political class. Next customer!