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The planned lightning strike to save the United States was bungled and blundered as a very busy God and Jesus Christ appointed a new angel to control the attacks on Washington DC called Operation Savior.

The coordinated attack missed its mark by just a little bit as Biden was actually awake and outside with his aviators on.

Kamaltoe was swallowing a globalists hotdog in her bedroom so couldn't be hit a spokesperson for God said, unfortunately they had a chance with Biden in plain sight but the lightning missed.

Heavenly officials stated that they are continuing to pursue a way to save the USA with divine intervention despite this critical error. The angel, meanwhile has been demoted for the time being.

The planned lightning strike to save the United States was bungled and blundered as a very busy God and Jesus Christ appointed a new angel to control the attacks on Washington DC called Operation Savior. The coordinated attack missed its mark by just a little bit as Biden was actually awake and outside with his aviators on. Kamaltoe was swallowing a globalists hotdog in her bedroom so couldn't be hit a spokesperson for God said, unfortunately they had a chance with Biden in plain sight but the lightning missed. Heavenly officials stated that they are continuing to pursue a way to save the USA with divine intervention despite this critical error. The angel, meanwhile has been demoted for the time being.

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Breaking news:

Adolf Hitler, a hero in heaven and best friends with Jesus Christ who respected him defending against the jewry has appointed him to the lead Angel in the next divine intervention.

Expect almost everyone in the fake administration to get "covid" and go into hiding soon as he doesn't have mercy for invalids, mentally ill or damaged shitskin poopstains... whether you mean kamaltoe's face or grandpa joey's diaper before being attended by nurse jill, resident caregiver with no qualifications.