While this is satire, you know there are many woketards out there who would jump at a subscription service like this. They always have to virtue signal the current thing and are too lazy to go get the flags themselves or even check what it currently trending so this kind of service would allow them to be even lazier while virtue signaling to the next level. >“The dangers of literally destroying oppressed communities by flying hateful, outdated Pride flags is as real as my vampire kitten quantum gender,” said Pride+ CEO Lucifer Scurfwilly, “Subscribing to Pride+ literally saves the lives of all non-cisnormative genders and orientations.” I can see this being said in an un-ironic way. They really think flying the wrong flag is harmful to the fragile people not being represented properly. They would actually say this would save the lives of marginalized snowflakes who can't bear to be excluded or have their fee-fees hurt. Clown world.