I heard Will Smith just got jailed. Apparently he was online and read a story posted from Babylon Bee about his wife getting fucked by Chris Rock. So true to form Smith beat half to death all writers for Babylon Bee. He then yelled "You Bee motherfuckers write another story about my wife having sex with anybody but me I will be back to extend this ass kicking".
At the time he was at the Babylon Bee offices it is also rumored that Chris Rock was giving Mrs Smith the revenge he was required to take on Mr Smith by giving the man's wife a huge cream pie so I'd get a blood test if she becomes pregnant soon to see if it's Rocks or Smiths sperm that did the honors.
I heard Will Smith just got jailed. Apparently he was online and read a story posted from Babylon Bee about his wife getting fucked by Chris Rock. So true to form Smith beat half to death all writers for Babylon Bee. He then yelled "You Bee motherfuckers write another story about my wife having sex with anybody but me I will be back to extend this ass kicking".
At the time he was at the Babylon Bee offices it is also rumored that Chris Rock was giving Mrs Smith the revenge he was required to take on Mr Smith by giving the man's wife a huge cream pie so I'd get a blood test if she becomes pregnant soon to see if it's Rocks or Smiths sperm that did the honors.
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