>“Due to changing standards in the gaming industry and better hardware being available, we think it’s best if every single Wii that is still in perfect working order just bursts into flames one day next year,” said Doug Bowser, President of Nintendo of America. I think if Nintendo could make this happen for real, they would definitely do it... >Doug Bowser, President of Nintendo of America. >Doug Bowser >Bowser Though this is a satire article, the fact that Nintendo America's current president is actually named Bowser is just surreal. Sometimes fiction is stranger than fact. >As of press time, Nintendo revealed they were hard at work figuring out how they were going to get you to buy access to Super Mario Bros. 3 for a sixth time. Again, this satire piece speaks real truth.