I've waited for this for 2 years. Finally, they've lifted the mask mandates. I just bought a box of them. I got through the entire pandemic without ever wearing one.
NOW I'LL WEAR ONE EVERYWHERE!! Hahahaha...
You see that guy with a mask on in 2027? That's me reminding you of how sheepish you were 2019 - 2022.
Just make sure to write messages to the fucktards on the masks. So they can't unsee their own idiocy.
I cut black electrical tape into thin strips so I could glue a message onto the masks.
The first one just says: "H A H A" in block letters.
I have another one ready to go. It says: "F A K E".
Write nifty thoughts on them. Give them out as tips instead of cash.
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