The real reason he was never allowed to play any of the reindeer games has finally come to light, all this time he's claimed he was persecuted for his nose but of course he never spoke of his past actions. I bet he's in bed with the elves.
Finally, a Babylon bee article I can actually laugh at without wondering if it's real
Sad, isn't it
Reinxir
Santa Claus is transgendered and fills the children's stockings with hormone pill packs decorated in Holiday colors! Share with friends!
He might as well be. His only reason for being is to take credit away from hard-working mommies & daddies. What era did the Santa meme pop up? Family destruction effort has been around for quite a while it seems.
This whole 'he knows if you were good or bad' is so stupid. Parents love their kids, & (the clueless parents) will spoil them with gifts regardless of the child's behavior. Kid get used to free gibs. Smart parents will still have the tendency to spoil their kids, but will at least make an effort to make the kid think he had to do something to get the gift.
Santa is for failed parents who lost control of their kids so that they don't listen to the parents anymore, & now need a way to coerce them into behaving.
Blitzen identifies as titi the chihuahua
Don't worry, Disney will do it. Most of the Netflix kids cartoons in the last 5 years have openly trans mommies & daddies.
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