UPDATE: At publishing time, the newly relaunched Hundred Dollar Tree was forced to rename itself to Thousand Dollar Tree.

How much dis iz yo?

Hunnid dawlliz niggaaaaa!

Hunnid dawliz?!

Diddai stutta maaafaaakaa?!

How bat I buy the plastic wrappin foe fiteen cent?

Nigga gitcho broke ass dufuxup outta hurrrrrr!