First they need to steal some tools
First they need to steal some tools
A jogging hammer.
A jogging hammer.
man i was like wtf they actually have charitable bones? ohhh wait its satire
man i was like wtf they actually have charitable bones? ohhh wait its satire
I was very confused until I saw Babylon Bee.
I was very confused until I saw Babylon Bee.
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You know I was thinking about the riots last year, and how everyone who rioted and looted must have been unemployed their entire lives. If you look at the videos, there's people trying to steal or break into cashier machines. But if you've ever had a service sector job, or saw cashiers switch shifts, you'd know they take the tray of money out and put it in a safe. So all of those machines were empty, but that didn't stop the black folks from trying to smash them open.
And what's even more bizarre is that we had lockdowns, so most of those places were shut down for almost two months by then.
You know I was thinking about the riots last year, and how everyone who rioted and looted must have been unemployed their entire lives. If you look at the videos, there's people trying to steal or break into cashier machines. But if you've ever had a service sector job, or saw cashiers switch shifts, you'd know they take the tray of money out and put it in a safe. So all of those machines were empty, but that didn't stop the black folks from trying to smash them open.
And what's even more bizarre is that we had lockdowns, so most of those places were shut down for almost two months by then.
George Floyds family wanted to show solidarity with BLM for their senseless burning, looting and murdering but the family is now broke and destitute after spending their 27 million dollar niggpowball lotto winnings on fried chicken, waffles, scratch tickets and apps for their smartphones and thousands of late night UberEats deliveries from McDonald's and Burger King.
*George Floyds family wanted to show solidarity with BLM for their senseless burning, looting and murdering but the family is now broke and destitute after spending their 27 million dollar niggpowball lotto winnings on fried chicken, waffles, scratch tickets and apps for their smartphones and thousands of late night UberEats deliveries from McDonald's and Burger King.*
Babylon Bee literally gets me every time. I was like, WTF wow, then ah babylon, good troll.
Babylon Bee literally gets me every time. I was like, WTF wow, then ah babylon, good troll.
Heads BLM wins, tails you lose.
Heads BLM wins, tails you lose.
Somehow, the satire of the bee is the truer news source than all the msm. Clown world.
Somehow, the satire of the bee is the truer news source than all the msm. Clown world.
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