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[–] 4 pts

[in the style of (((Rodney Dangerfield)))]

Roast business_route? I thought the jews wanted to escape the oven but this one's trying to get in. Did someone drop a quarter in there or something? Sheesh I tell ya. Imagine what he'd do for a whole (((dollar)))?! Better cover your foreskins guys.

I kid, I kid. Oops, I shouldn't have said "kid" so loud 'cause now he's trying to get out of the oven to find the kid! Run away little muhamed before his giant honker catches your scent!

Speaking of kids, business_route heard some protestors saying "free palestine" and he asked how many he can take for free? When one of the protesters told him that they were there for the children of palestine, business_route said "so am I!!!". No respect I tell ya, no respect.

I'm joking. Business_route is a good guy. A really good guy. Last week he was running late on garbage pickup day and he asked me to take out his trash and he'll get me tickets to see a movie later on. I thought it was a bit of an odd request, but I took his weasel-like daughter out to lunch, out shopping, out for a romantic walk and then violently date-raped her along with @Boone. We dropped her battered and naked body off on the curb in front of his house later that night. The next morning I found some movie tickets and some cash in his coat pocket as he lay bleeding in the entry way of his home because some palestinian sandniggers smashed his fucking head in with a lead pipe for being a fucking evil and degenerate jew demon. He really came though on that promise of movie tickets. He's a great guy. Really great guy I tell ya'.

[–] 2 pts

I laughed at this harder than anything today. Well met.

[–] 1 pt

I laughed at this harder than anything today. Well met.

I had a lot of fun writing it. Apparently I watched enough (((Rodney Dangerfield))) back in the days before I learned to name the jew to do a decent bit in his style. I hope we get more roasts here so we can all get some good laughs.