Alright pal, I'll try your shit drink if you try mine. Any chance I could change the swap in old pasta water for the rice?
There's something wrong with you.
No, you are. Balls in your court, tough guy.
I are what?
I see what you're doing. Deflect, confuse the enemy, drink bitter brown water and scheme.
I'm onto you.
Do not underestimate my ability to fight dirty. I will secretly get your family addicted to mildly sweet rice water and they will abandon you for your brown water ways.
Bigot.
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