It's a work in progress. Theo has been pressuring me to write a poem... Here's what I've got so far... it's more of a rap though...

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Wanna hear a funny joke?

Pig in a blanket or a pig in a poke?

Bring Emmet Till and get the rope

Put the monkey back in the tree with his birthright and ancestry

Snap Crackle Plop

Went the niglet,

as his neck and anus broke

Now get the mop…

Is all the Murder She Wrote

If emmet died for your sins then why did George do it again?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Pig in a blanket or a pig in a poke? Bring Emmet Till and get the rope Put the monkey back in the tree with his birthright and ancestry Snap Crackle Plop Went the niglet, as his neck and anus broke Now get the mop… Is all the Murder She Wrote If emmet died for your sins then why did George do it again?

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Be funny as hell to record this in honor of Mr. Bond when I'm done

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