You missed my bday already this year you cheap fuck! Now it will have to be a belated birthday gift. Don't forget the money card!
My bad. I'll you extra money in you card to make up for it so long you promise not to send it to the Trump make israel greater fund campaign.
Sounds great as long as you don't try to send me a bag of shekels like last year. Hand rubbing men with tiny hats started following me right after that, until I threw the bag into a storm drain ... and then some voice from out of the drain said "hoda’ah!!!". WTF?!
Sounds great as long as you don't try to send me a bag of shekels like last year. Hand rubbing men with tiny hats started following me right after that, until I threw the bag into a storm drain ... and then some voice from out of the drain said "hoda’ah!!!". WTF?!
I'll send you mexican pesos this time. If a bunch of beaners start following you around, you can hand out some leaf blowers and string trimmers and get your lawn work done. You might even get some spicy burritos for dinner as well.
After the nor'easter we just had Wednesday/Thursday, I'll hand out chainsaws and axes so they can turn the downed trees and branches in my yard into next winter's firewood. You got me with the spicy el Grande burritos though, my weakness! I smother them in salsa. So good!
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