Lol! I don't shop at jewish stores. What were you doing there?! Replenishing "supplies" for the eclipse tomorrow?
I was looking for your birthday present. I guess I spoiled the surprise now.
You missed my bday already this year you cheap fuck! Now it will have to be a belated birthday gift. Don't forget the money card!
You missed my bday already this year you cheap fuck! Now it will have to be a belated birthday gift. Don't forget the money card!
My bad. I'll you extra money in you card to make up for it so long you promise not to send it to the Trump make israel greater fund campaign.
Sounds great as long as you don't try to send me a bag of shekels like last year. Hand rubbing men with tiny hats started following me right after that, until I threw the bag into a storm drain ... and then some voice from out of the drain said "hoda’ah!!!". WTF?!
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