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Bigfoot / Stupidbird 2024

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Since we're not real, we are a good match.

No more gibs will be my platform. You want it, work for it. Arbeit macht frei.

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Admire your flawless grasp of the German language.

Jedem das Seine.

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Reported for treason against Nigger/Faggot '24.

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Nigger/Faggot '24.

Why was I not made aware of this ticket?

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Is trump bigfoot?

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...they will run bigfoot through the ringer..... ..all those beef jerky commercials that he assaults people in are going to come back to haunt him... ...then they will pull out some chick from 35 years ago that will say he raped her, but she never reported it for some strange reason until now. ...then his second cousin twice removed on his mothers side will come out with some memoir indicating that he was inappropriate with her while they were playing doctor in the tree house when they were 6 years old. ...then the MSM will call him an "ist" and a "phobe" for the entirety of the election cycle... ...then george "fuck stick" soros will pay activists to crash his rallies (probably with lots of help from the FBI) and cause mayhem so they can say his supporters are a violent threat to the country....

I'm sure I missed some things out of the communist playbook, but you get the idea.

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Very few people run for president because they think they actually have a chance. They are running because of the funding. It’s just a big payday for them before they drop out of the race and go back to their lives, but $1 million richer. Think Bernie Sanders every four years.

It also gets them exposure and potentially furthers their political career.

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It all comes down to the money doesn't it?