No way Beetlejuice could do that job - she'd screw it up.
The demonic dyke would scare away customers and leave her pubes in the beverages and cum in the fries and burgers. She's like a leaky faucet of filth. Bye bye Beetlejuice aka E.T.
You won't be missed, you disgusting creature.
That is a bit of a stretch....calling it a "she".
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