- Hire brainless negress to answer questions.
- Put Peter Doocey on camera every day to ask "gotcha!" questions (that she already knows in advance).
- Conservatard media laughs, points and guffaws: "HA HA HA WE TOTALLY OWNED THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY YET AGAIN! WE'RE WINNING GUYZ!!!!"
- Conservatards giggle, laugh and shout at their screens, temporarily satisfied by the dopamine rush of "OWNING THE LIBS!"
- Democrats shrug their shoulders, chuckle at how stupid Conservative media is, and how they willingly play their stupid "distraction games"
- Democrats continue destroying the nation, to their voting base's delight.
- Repeat steps 1-7 every single day.
1. Hire brainless negress to answer questions.
2. Put Peter Doocey on camera every day to ask "gotcha!" questions (that she already knows in advance).
3. Conservatard media laughs, points and guffaws: "HA HA HA WE TOTALLY OWNED THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY YET AGAIN! WE'RE WINNING GUYZ!!!!"
4. Conservatards giggle, laugh and shout at their screens, temporarily satisfied by the dopamine rush of "OWNING THE LIBS!"
5. Democrats shrug their shoulders, chuckle at how stupid Conservative media is, and how they willingly play their stupid "distraction games"
6. Democrats continue destroying the nation, to their voting base's delight.
7. Repeat steps 1-7 every single day.
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