A slender, attractive white woman with nice cleavage? That’s racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic.
A slender, attractive white woman with nice cleavage? That’s racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic.
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I was watching an old (1999) video tape of Mysteries and Scandals when up pops this old commercial starring Trump. The Donald plays an unskilled, rich blow-hard that's a jerk around women. Now that's acting? And finally, "If Donald Trump did get elected, there'd be hell toupée." And... What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!" Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades! Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost." Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President elect? By hunting and killing their own hair piece. How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events. Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination. El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump. How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself! What do you call the Michael Moore film about Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Joe Arpaio? Three Ami-egos. Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary. What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts. Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee." Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house. How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head! What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats? Donald Trump. What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed. Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet? Meat and Democrats! El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth. How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan. Why are Mexicans so offended by Donald Trumps views on immigration? Because they can already see the wall he's going to build from space. How come Justin Bieber's hair fetched $40,000 on ebay? Donald Trump is running for president and needed a more youthful looking wig! What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly? Hair Force One! How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you? Cause your the only one Hair. What did Donald Trump tell the illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at his house? No way Hose A. What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again. How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin. Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home! What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common? They both whine alot! Why does Trump love the poorly educated? Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Cruz". If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans? Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal. If the Establishment has it's way, the last thing Trump or Cruz will say at the Republican National Convention is "Et Tu Brute?" What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan? "A complex world demands complex hair." Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall. Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all. Why does Donald Trump feel he can understand the average man and become president? What's the difference between Donald Trump and a sewage plant? Nothing! Why isn't it surprising that Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States? Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home! Jeb Bush: "My brother kept us safe". Donald Trump: Donald Trump doesn't believe in gay marriage, he believes marriage is about a rich guy marrying a much younger model. I don't always insult entire nations, but when I do it's with Trumped-up charges. American Criminals flee to Mexico and Mexican criminals flee to America.....Everybody needs to comb down. Finally where are his tax reports?
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>I was watching an old (1999) video tape of Mysteries and Scandals when up pops this old commercial starring Trump. The Donald plays an unskilled, rich blow-hard that's a jerk around women. Now that's acting? And finally, "If Donald Trump did get elected, there'd be hell toupée." And... What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!" Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades! Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost." Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President elect? By hunting and killing their own hair piece. How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events. Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination. El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump. How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself! What do you call the Michael Moore film about Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Joe Arpaio? Three Ami-egos. Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary. What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts. Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee." Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house. How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head! What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats? Donald Trump. What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed. Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet? Meat and Democrats! El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth. How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan. Why are Mexicans so offended by Donald Trumps views on immigration? Because they can already see the wall he's going to build from space. How come Justin Bieber's hair fetched $40,000 on ebay? Donald Trump is running for president and needed a more youthful looking wig! What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly? Hair Force One! How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you? Cause your the only one Hair. What did Donald Trump tell the illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at his house? No way Hose A. What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again. How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin. Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home! What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common? They both whine alot! Why does Trump love the poorly educated? Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Cruz". If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans? Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal. If the Establishment has it's way, the last thing Trump or Cruz will say at the Republican National Convention is "Et Tu Brute?" What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan? "A complex world demands complex hair." Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall. Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all. Why does Donald Trump feel he can understand the average man and become president? What's the difference between Donald Trump and a sewage plant? Nothing! Why isn't it surprising that Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States? Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home! Jeb Bush: "My brother kept us safe". Donald Trump: Donald Trump doesn't believe in gay marriage, he believes marriage is about a rich guy marrying a much younger model. I don't always insult entire nations, but when I do it's with Trumped-up charges. American Criminals flee to Mexico and Mexican criminals flee to America.....Everybody needs to comb down. Finally where are his tax reports?
Yea, yea, .... Yet Trump is best what Afro'murica "offer" in many, many years. However enjoy Brandon shitshow.
Yea, yea, .... Yet Trump is best what Afro'murica "offer" in many, many years. However enjoy Brandon shitshow.
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