"Yeah, all these healthy people dropping dead. Who can explain it? It's a mystery, right? Must be global warming, or maybe it's Putin. I bet Putin did it. Oh wait, I know, it's their fault for not eating bugs and drinking processed sewage water. This is God's punishment on them for refusing to buy electric cars. No, I know, they are all Trump supporters. That's it. Jill, honey, where's that little girl I was talking to -- I want to play with her hair."