Eccentric billionaire Elon Musk, on Monday challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to a fight, with nothing less than the fate of Ukraine, scene of Moscow’s Special Operation, at stake.

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Eccentric billionaire Elon Musk, on Monday challenged Russian President Vladimir Putin to a fight, with nothing less than the fate of Ukraine, scene of Moscow’s Special Operation, at stake. (insiderpaper.com)

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Elon Musk should thumb wrestle Putin for Ukraine. He's got quick hands. Putin is older, with thick, slow Russian fingers. When he wins, Musk could convert Ukrainian babies into baby blood serum for wealthy, old liberals like Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden, to prolong their lives indefinitely.

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Old or not putin is a trained KGB killer.

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honestly i have no idea who would win, putin has a video where he teached jewdo, he has also been in the military so he will know how to fight. that said he's pretty damned old although idk either persons weight class

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All Putin has to do is pull out Elon's fake hair plugs!

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