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Can't tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor
I've been the butt of many enlightening pranks, by God, in my day. All designed to teach me a lesson that I learnt as soon as I witnessed the punchline. I'm positive that his divine sense of humor makes Satan seethe with rage.
Wanna know something funny? I was thanking God, one day, for giving me the eyes and ears to reject the vaxx and its associated lunacy. As I was getting up, right after doing so, to go get something to eat, I shit-you-not, I heard, in my head:
yeah, you missed the mark entirely
I was confused for a couple of seconds until it dawned on me: Heavenly Father was cracking some epic dad jokes.
his divine sense of humor makes Satan seethe with rage.
Satan's like that rich annoying kid that's never got punched in the face or told no.....until it happens.
Bingo. I picture satan as an ultra-kike. The biggest nose / nasally voice, curly unruly hair, body like a five-year-old, kvetching in his metaphysical basement (hell) about how unfair everything is because he's not the ultimate ruler of all existence. Just... the most entitled, kikiest kike you've ever seen. It's no wonder God wins in the end. All satan has are lies, to try to trick us in to doing his bidding. That's all he's got. Once you stop listening to his lies, life gets a whole lot easier/simpler.
We were created in his image........
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